Funny pictures sayings and quotes
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
6. "I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a player, I'm a gamer."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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1. Awards are not the only markers of success, but they certainly do feel good. - Unknown2. Winning an award is a great honor, but the real reward is the satisfaction of knowing you've done your best. - Unknown3. Awards are like applause, they affirm and encourage, but the real work is done in
1. Braaains!2. I'm just dying to meet you.3. I'm a real dead-head.4. I'm a little undead inside.5. I'm just a zombie looking for my boo.6. I'm a zombie, not a monster. There's a difference.7. I'm just a zombie trying to make a killing.8. I'm not a morning person... or a night person.
1. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. - William Shakespeare2. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown3. Something wicked this way comes. - Ray Bradbury4. Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something
1. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.2. Trust no one, not even yourself.3. Always assume the worst, that way you'll never be disappointed.4. The walls have ears.5. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.6. If you're not paranoid, you're not paying at
1. Chill out and drink up!2. Sip happens, just roll with it.3. Life is brew-tiful, enjoy every sip.4. Drink happy thoughts.5. Cheers to good times and cold drinks.6. Sip, sip, hooray!7. Keep calm and drink on.8. In a committed relationship with my beverage tub.9. Sip, sip, hooray! I
1. Dead or alive, you're coming with me.2. Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.3. Your move, creep.4. I'd buy that for a dollar!5. I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton.6. Stay out of trouble.7. I will be back.8. I am not programmed
Here are some quotes by Jean Cocteau:1. Art is a marriage of the conscious and the unconscious.2. The poet doesn't invent. He listens.3. The greatest masterpiece in the world is meaningless if it does not inspire.4. Art is science made clear.5. The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth
Once you go Asian, you'll never go Caucasian.
1. Let bygones be bygones.2. Yesterday's news.3. In the past.4. Water off a duck's back.5. Forgive and forget.6. Ancient history.7. Out of sight, out of mind.8. In one ear and out the other.9. Gone with the wind.10. Time heals all wounds.
1. Sip, Savor, Repeat2. Life's too short for bad wine3. Drink happy thoughts4. Wine a little, laugh a lot5. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria6. Wine not?7. Cocktails and dreams8. Sip happens9. Drink like a fish10. Good drinks, good times