Funny pimp sayings

1. "I'm so fly, I leave a trail of glitter wherever I go."

2. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of velvet suits."

3. "I don't chase hoes, I replace hoes."

4. "I'm not a pimp, I'm a love entrepreneur."

5. "I'm so smooth, I make silk feel rough."

6. "I don't need a cane to walk, I just use it to swat away the haters."

7. "I'm not a pimp, I'm a purveyor of fine companionship."

8. "I'm like a fine wine, I only get better with time... and money."

9. "I don't need a crown to be a king, I just need my bling."

10. "I'm not a pimp, I'm a professional charmer."

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Spanish sayings and meanings

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Life is a journey quotes and sayings

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Norm sayings

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Resolve quotes and sayings

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