Funny police jokes and sayings
1. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game? Because he heard someone had stolen second base!
2. I told the police officer I wasn't speeding, I was just testing my brakes on the road. He didn't find it as funny as I did.
3. Why did the police officer sit on the ladder during his shift? He wanted to be on the lookout!
4. Police officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Driver: "Because you have a quota to meet?" Police officer: "No, because you were driving like a maniac!"
5. I asked a police officer if I could use his handcuffs for a kinky roleplay. He didn't appreciate my sense of humor.
6. Police officer: "Do you have any weapons on you?" Me: "Just my charm and wit." The police officer didn't seem amused.
7. Why did the police officer bring a pencil to the crime scene? To draw his own conclusions!
8. Police officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "Because I was driving too fast?" Police officer: "No, because I wanted to give you this donut I found in your backseat!"
9. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game alone? Because he couldn't find a partner to cover his bases!
10. Police officer: "Do you have any drugs in your car?" Me: "No, but I have some snacks in the glove compartment." The police officer didn't find it as funny as I did.
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