Funny poolside sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode by the pool."
2. "I'm in a committed relationship with my sun lounger."
3. "I'm not a lifeguard, but I'll be happy to save your drink from drowning."
4. "I'm not sunburned, I'm just naturally 'lobster' colored."
5. "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... it's called lunch."
6. "I'm working on my summer body... it's still a work in progress."
7. "I'm not sweating, I'm just adding a little extra shine to my tan."
8. "I'm on a strict diet of sunshine and poolside cocktails."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just in deep conversation with my inflatable unicorn."
10. "I'm not napping, I'm just practicing my relaxation techniques by the pool."
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