Funny postman sayings
1. "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds...unless it's a really good sale at the donut shop."
2. "I deliver mail, not miracles. So please don't expect your bills to disappear magically."
3. "I may be the postman, but I can't deliver your ex's apology letter. That's a job for a higher power."
4. "Rain, sleet, or hail, I'll still be delivering your junk mail."
5. "I'm like Santa Claus, but instead of presents, I bring you bills and credit card offers."
6. "I'm the postman, not a mind reader. Please write legibly on your envelopes."
7. "If you want your mail faster, just attach a chocolate bar to your mailbox. It works like a charm."
8. "I'm the bearer of bad news...and also your Amazon packages."
9. "I'm like a ninja in uniform, silently delivering your mail while you're not looking."
10. "Rain or shine, I'll be there to brighten your day with bills and advertisements."
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