Funny quarterback sayings

1. "I throw touchdowns, not tantrums."

2. "I'm the quarterback, I call the shots...and the passes."

3. "I may not be a magician, but I sure can make a football disappear into the end zone."

4. "I'm not just a quarterback, I'm a touchdown maker."

5. "I may not be a chef, but I sure can serve up some dimes."

6. "I'm not just a quarterback, I'm a touchdown artist."

7. "I don't just throw footballs, I launch them into the stratosphere."

8. "I'm not just a quarterback, I'm a touchdown machine."

9. "I may not be a superhero, but I can still throw a football faster than a speeding bullet."

10. "I'm not just a quarterback, I'm a touchdown wizard."

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