Funny quotes and sayings about life and love
1. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
2. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
3. "Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm just trying to enjoy the ride."
4. "Love is being stupid together."
5. "Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me – I'll laugh at you."
6. "Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
7. "Life is like a camera, focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot."
8. "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
9. "Life is full of disappointments, but sometimes those disappointments lead us to our biggest blessings."
10. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
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