Funny quotes and sayings about men and women

1. "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed." - Albert Einstein

2. "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. And they both forgot to pack the GPS." - Unknown

3. "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson

4. "Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion." - Unknown

5. "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

6. "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." - Oscar Wilde

7. "Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." - Pope John XXIII

8. "Women are like teabags. You never know how strong they are until they're in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt

9. "Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest." - Unknown

10. "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford

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Christmas peoms or short sayings greetings

1. May your Christmas be filled with joy, love, and laughter.2. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!3. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and happiness.4. Sending you warm wishes for a joyful holiday season.5. May your Christmas be merry and bright, filled

Sayings on group dynamics

1. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. - Helen Keller2. Teamwork makes the dream work.3. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.4. Unity is strength.5. Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean. - Ryunosuke Satoro6. Coming together is a beginning,

Ossetic phrases and sayings

1. Хъуыц ирцын иусса дзыццæ (Khwyt irtsyn iussa dzycćæ) - A guest is a gift from God.2. Аламӕ уарзӕмӕ уарзӕн (Alamæ uarzæmæ uarzæn) - The mountains are calling and I must go.3. Хъуыц дзыццæр дзыццæн (Khwyt dzycćær dzycćæn) - Guests bring happiness.4. Ирыстын дзыццæн ирыстын иусса (Irys

Husband and wife love quotes and sayings in urdu

1. شوہر وہ ہے جو بیوی کو ہر مشکل میں ساتھ دیتا ہے اور بیوی وہ ہے جو شوہر کی ہر خواہش کو پورا کرتی ہے۔2. جو شادی کے بعد بھی ایک دوسرے کو پسند کرتے ہیں، وہ واقعی محبت میں مبتلا ہیں۔3. محبت ایسی ہونی چاہیے جو دونوں کو ایک دوسرے کی قدر کرنے پر مجبور کرے۔4. شادی کا مطلب ہے دو دلوں کا ملاپ، دو روحو

Sayings for be free

1. Embrace your freedom and soar high.2. Break free from the chains that bind you.3. Live boldly, live freely.4. Freedom is the key to unlocking your true potential.5. Let go of what holds you back and be free.6. Freedom is a state of mind, choose to be free.7. In freedom, you will find

Malayalam cliche sayings

1. പഴയ പാട്ടുകൾ മറക്കാൻ കഴിയില്ല (You can't forget old songs)2. നല്ലത് നല്ലത് പറയാൻ കഴിയില്ല (Good things cannot be said enough)3. മഴ വരുന്നത് പിന്നെ ചിരി വരുന്നു (After rain comes sunshine)4. പ്രണയം പ്രണയം ആയിരിക്കണം, വിരഹം വിരഹം ആയിരിക്കണം (Love should be love, separation should be separat

Customize your car for you and not others sayings

1. Built for me, not for show.2. Personalized perfection.3. Tailored to my taste.4. My ride, my rules.5. Customized for my comfort.6. Designed for my drive.7. Unique to me, not for everyone.8. Crafted for my enjoyment.9. Individually styled.10. Made to suit me, not the masses.

Baltimore ravens sayings short

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Famous sayings from national lampoon's christmas vacation

1. Merry Christmas! Shitter was full! - Cousin Eddie2. I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. - Clark Griswold3. Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now. - Clark Griswold4. We'r

Baby grinch sayings

Here are some popular sayings from the baby Grinch in the movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas:1. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!2. Stink, stank, stunk!3. I'm an idiot.4. I'm glad he took our presents. You can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, because it isn't about the gifts.5. Maybe Christmas