Funny quotes and sayings by famous people
1. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (The Office)
3. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde
4. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
5. "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
6. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
7. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
8. "I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else." - Winston Churchill
9. "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W.C. Fields
10. "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers
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1. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem2. Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother. - Khalil Gibran3. Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom. - George Iles4. Doubt everything. Find your own light. - Gautama Buddha5. Doubt is the vest
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1. May your Christmas be filled with peace, love, and the sweet songs of birds.2. Wishing you a Christmas that is as joyful and bright as a flock of colorful birds.3. Let your heart be as light as a feather and as free as a bird this Christmas.4. May the spirit of Christmas lift your soul lik
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1. Eleganza extravaganza!2. I'm feeling my oats!3. Sissy that walk.4. Water off a duck's back.5. Not today, Satan!6. Category is: [insert theme].7. Shantay, you stay.8. The shade of it all!9. I'm serving fish!10. Condragulations, you're the winner of this challenge!