Funny quotes and wise sayings
Sure, here are some funny quotes and wise sayings:
1. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott
2. "The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache." - Marjorie Pay Hinckley
3. "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." - Terry Pratchett
4. "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain
5. "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." - Mark Twain
6. "A day without laughter is a day wasted." - Charlie Chaplin
7. "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
8. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela
9. "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates
10. "Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll
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