Funny red neck sayings
1. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "I'm so country, I sweat gravy."
3. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
5. "She's crazier than a road lizard."
6. "I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention."
7. "He's as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
8. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
9. "I'm as lost as a ball in high weeds."
10. "He's as handy as a pocket on a shirt."
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