Funny restaurant sayings
1. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
2. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
3. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
4. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
5. "I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian."
6. "I'm in a committed relationship with food."
7. "I'm on a diet, I just don't know if it's working yet."
8. "I'm not a chef, I just love to eat."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist with a microwave."
10. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a food enthusiast."
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