Funny roller skating sayings
1. "I brake for snacks, not for emergencies."
2. "Life is better on eight wheels."
3. "I may not be the fastest skater, but I'm definitely the most stylish."
4. "Skate like nobody's watching... because they're probably not."
5. "I skate because punching people is frowned upon."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my roller skating tricks."
7. "Skating: the only time falling on your butt is considered a success."
8. "Four wheels move the body, eight wheels move the soul."
9. "Skating is my therapy... and also my cardio."
10. "I don't always skate, but when I do, I make sure to fall with style."
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