Funny running quotes and sayings
1. "I run because punching people is frowned upon."
2. "I run so I can eat more pizza."
3. "Running is my therapy...until I realize how much laundry I have to do."
4. "I run because I really, really like dessert."
5. "I run because I really, really like wine."
6. "Running: Cheaper than therapy."
7. "I run because I can't imagine my life without tacos."
8. "Running: Because zombies will eat the slow ones first."
9. "I run because I want to be able to chase down the ice cream truck."
10. "Running: Because sometimes you just need to outrun your problems."
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