Funny sayings asap
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just doing a gravity check."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong emotional bond with it."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcastic comments."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
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1. Thank you for being a part of my journey and celebrating this milestone with me.2. Your support and encouragement have meant the world to me. Thank you for everything.3. I am grateful for your belief in me and for helping me reach this achievement. Thank you.4. Your guidance and wisdom hav
1. Welcome, come on in!2. Home sweet home.3. Bless this home.4. Enter with a grateful heart.5. Love lives here.6. Home is where the heart is.7. May all who enter as guests, leave as friends.8. Knock if you're happy.9. Home is where our story begins.10. Leave your worries at the do
1. Don't count the days, make the days count.2. Success is not a destination, it's a journey.3. The harder you work, the luckier you get.4. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.5. Dream big, work hard, stay focus
1. Up your nose with a rubber hose!2. I'm so confused!3. What? Where? Who?4. Ooh, ooh, Mr. Kotter!5. Sweathogs, unite!6. I'm dyin' here!7. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back!8. I'm not a bum, I'm a student!9. You're the teacher, I'm the student.10. I'm so glad I'm not you!
1. In the fog, everything seems mysterious and enchanting.2. Fog is nature's way of creating a sense of mystery and wonder.3. Like fog, life can be unpredictable and full of surprises.4. In the fog, clarity may be obscured, but patience will reveal the way.5. Fog reminds us that sometimes w
1. Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' - Robin Williams2. No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland3. Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy4. Spring adds new life and new beauty to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson5. Blossom by blossom th
1. A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. 2. A child is a beam of sunlight from the Infinite and Eternal, with possibilities of virtue and vice, but as yet unstained. 3. Babies are such a nice way to start people. 4. A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it
1. May this blanket be a source of comfort and warmth, just like the love of God surrounds us.2. Wrap yourself in the love and protection of prayer with this blanket.3. As you snuggle under this blanket, may you feel the peace and presence of God.4. Let this blanket serve as a reminder of the
1. Secure your home, protect your loved ones.2. A safe home is a happy home.3. Don't wait until it's too late, secure your gate.4. Safety starts at home.5. Protect what matters most with a secure home.6. A secure home is a peaceful home.7. Burglars beware, this home is prepared.8. Hom
1. All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney2. Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever. - Walt Disney3. If you can dream it, you can do it. - Walt Disney4. Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days. - Th