Funny sandwich board sayings
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
2. "I'm a sandwich board. That's a wrap!"
3. "I'm not a regular sandwich board, I'm a cool sandwich board."
4. "I'm not just a sandwich board, I'm a sandwich artist."
5. "I'm here to make your lunch break a little more pun-derful."
6. "I'm like a sandwich, but with more advertising."
7. "If you can read this, you're too close to my sandwich."
8. "I'm a sandwich board, not a bored sandwich."
9. "Sandwiches: the best thing since sliced bread. Literally."
10. "I'm a sandwich board, but I'm really on a roll."
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1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.6. I'm not a control freak,
1. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.2. May the luck of the Irish be with you!3. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.4. May the road rise up to meet you, may the
1. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.2. I'm not a pimp, I just have a lot of game.3. I'm smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy.4. I'm so fly, I make gravity jealous.5. I'm not a pimp, I'm a hustler in a suit.6. I'm the CEO of swag, baby.7. I'm so cool, I could freeze fire.8. I'm not
1. Age is just a number.2. Life begins at 50.3. Fifty and fabulous.4. Fifty and thriving.5. Fifty is the new thirty.6. Fifty and fabulous, just like fine wine.7. Fifty and fierce.8. Fifty and fabulous, never underestimate a woman in her prime.9. Fifty and fabulous, still turning hea
1. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it before it gets away!2. Hello, is this the Krusty Krab? No? Well, then where's Spongebob?3. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, you better let him out before he suffocates!4. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connectio
1. Oh baby, it's time to celebrate!2. Sweet beginnings for a sweet baby3. Welcome little one4. Twinkle twinkle little star, what a miracle you are5. Ready to pop!6. A little slice of heaven7. Diapers and bottles, toys and rattles, let's shower the baby with love and cuddles8. Tiny fin
1. The pick of the bunch2. The top tier3. The cream of the harvest4. The finest selection5. The elite choice6. The prime selection7. The top-notch8. The crème de la crème9. The best of the best10. The top of the heap
1. Actions speak louder than words, so impress me with your deeds.2. It takes more than just looks to impress me.3. She never fails to impress with her intelligence and wit.4. Don't try to impress others, just be yourself.5. His talent never fails to impress those around him.6. A genuine
1. Trust is earned, respect is given, and loyalty is demonstrated. Betrayal of any one of those is to lose all three. - Ziad K. Abdelnour2. The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. - Ernest Hemingway3. The glue that holds all relationships together - including the re
1. Wishing you a freaky-fabulous birthday, just like the ghouls at Monster High!2. Have a scary good time on your special day, ghoulfriend!3. May your birthday be as fang-tastic as a day at Monster High!4. Sending you monster-sized birthday wishes filled with screams and laughter!5. Hope yo