Funny sarcastic work sayings

1. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

2. "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

3. "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I am pretty close to it."

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

5. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment to do it."

6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

7. "I'm not a workaholic, I just enjoy being productive 24/7."

8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my tasks."

9. "I'm not being rude, I'm just being efficient."

10. "I'm not a workaholic, I'm a work enthusiast."

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A day late sayings

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25 quid sayings

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Sayings for snitches

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Sayings for cooks

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