Funny sayings about aging gracefully

1. "Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a roadmap of life."

2. "I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic."

3. "I may be getting older, but at least my sense of humor is still young."

4. "Aging gracefully is just a fancy way of saying I'm too lazy to fight it."

5. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."

6. "I may have more candles on my cake, but that just means more light for my party."

7. "Age is like fine wine, it only gets better with time."

8. "I'm not aging, I'm just upgrading to a vintage model."

9. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."

10. "I may be getting older, but my ability to laugh at myself is timeless."

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