Funny dragon sayings
1. "I'm not a fire-breathing dragon, I'm a marshmallow-roasting dragon!"
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for when I really need it, like when I have to chase my tail."
3. "I may be a dragon, but I still can't resist a good belly rub."
4. "I'm not hoarding gold, I'm just investing in my future retirement as a dragon."
5. "I may have scales, but I'm still sensitive on the inside."
6. "I'm not a fierce dragon, I'm just misunderstood...and a little bit hangry."
7. "I may be a dragon, but I still have to deal with dragon-sized problems, like finding a cave big enough for all my stuff."
8. "I'm not breathing fire, I'm just practicing my mixtape skills."
9. "I may be a dragon, but I still have to deal with dragon-sized insecurities."
10. "I'm not a scary dragon, I'm just trying to keep up my tough exterior...but deep down, I'm a softie."
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