Funny sayings about being single
1. "I'm not single, I'm independently owned and operated."
2. "I'm single because I haven't found someone who can handle all this awesomeness."
3. "I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged."
4. "I'm like a fine wine, I get better with age... and I'm also single."
5. "I'm single because I refuse to settle for anything less than fireworks."
6. "I'm not single, I'm just in a long-term relationship with freedom."
7. "I'm single because I haven't found someone who can match my level of weirdness."
8. "I'm not single, I'm just saving all my love for a worthy recipient."
9. "I'm single because my standards are higher than my heels."
10. "I'm not single, I'm just waiting for the right person to come along and sweep me off my feet... or at least clean my apartment."
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