Funny sayings about blondes
1. "Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said 'concentrate'."
2. "How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."
3. "Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house."
4. "What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
5. "Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."
6. "How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."
7. "Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years."
8. "Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'."
9. "What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever."
10. "Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W's."
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