Funny sayings about lawyers
1. "Lawyers are like bananas - they come in bunches and are always appealing."
2. "A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge."
3. "Lawyers have a way with words, until they're billing you by the hour."
4. "Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for jaywalking."
5. "Lawyers are like vampires - they only come out at night and suck the life out of you."
6. "I'm not saying lawyers are sneaky, but they could argue that black is white and win."
7. "Lawyers are the only profession where lying is not only accepted, but expected."
8. "Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court? To take his case to a higher level."
9. "Lawyers are like coffee - they can be strong, bitter, and keep you up all night worrying about your case."
10. "What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."
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കെട്ടിയ പെണ്ണിനെ പ്രണയിച്ചിട്ടുണ്ടോ ഒന്നു പ്രണയിക്കണം. Translation: If you have loved a stubborn woman once, you must love her again.
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