Funny sayings about cancer astrology

1. "If Cancerians are ruled by the moon, does that mean they have a tidal wave of emotions?"

2. "Cancerians are like crabs - they may pinch you with their mood swings, but deep down they just want to retreat into their shell."

3. "Cancerians are so nurturing, they could probably cure cancer with a homemade soup and a hug."

4. "Cancerians are like the zodiac's therapists - they'll listen to your problems and then drown them in a sea of emotions."

5. "Cancerians are like the moon - they go through phases of being moody, mysterious, and full of cheese."

6. "Cancerians are like a rollercoaster ride - one minute they're up, the next they're down, and you're just holding on for dear life."

7. "Cancerians are like a box of chocolates - you never know what emotional flavor you're going to get."

8. "Cancerians are so sensitive, they could probably cry a river and then build a bridge to get over it."

9. "Cancerians are like the ocean - deep, mysterious, and full of hidden treasures...and probably a few shipwrecks too."

10. "Cancerians are like a cozy blanket on a rainy day - comforting, nurturing, and always there when you need them."

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