Funny sayings about dick for coffee mugs

1. "Coffee and dicks: two things that always perk me up in the morning."

2. "Life's too short for bad coffee and small dicks."

3. "I like my coffee strong and my dicks stronger."

4. "Coffee: the only thing I like black in the morning... besides dicks."

5. "Coffee mugs and dicks: two things I can't start my day without."

6. "Coffee: because adulting is hard, but dicks make it easier."

7. "I like my coffee hot and my dicks hotter."

8. "Coffee: the fuel for my day, dicks: the fuel for my night."

9. "Coffee keeps me going, but dicks keep me coming back for more."

10. "Coffee mugs and dicks: the perfect pair to start your day with a bang."

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