Funny sayings about drugs
1. "Drugs are like a credit card, fun now but you'll pay for it later."
2. "I tried to quit drugs, but the withdrawals were just too high."
3. "Drugs are like Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all...and then regret it."
4. "Say no to drugs, unless they're gummy bears."
5. "Drugs are like a bad relationship, they'll only bring you down."
6. "I don't need drugs to be high, I'm already on life's rollercoaster."
7. "Drugs are like a bad joke, they may seem funny at first but the punchline is always regret."
8. "Drugs are like a bad investment, you'll lose more than you gain."
9. "Say no to drugs, unless they're prescription and your doctor says so."
10. "Drugs are like a bad movie, they may seem exciting at first but you'll end up feeling disappointed."
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