Funny sayings about family and friends

1. "Family: where life begins and love never ends... but sometimes the drama never stops either!"

2. "Friends are like bras, close to your heart and always there to support you."

3. "I may not have it all together, but at least I have a great family and friends to make it all worth it."

4. "Family: the ones who drive you crazy but also keep you sane."

5. "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves... and sometimes we wonder why we made that choice!"

6. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked."

7. "Family: the ones who know all your quirks and still love you unconditionally."

8. "Friends are the family we find along the way, and sometimes they're even crazier than our actual family."

9. "Family: where life begins and love never ends... but the gossip never stops either!"

10. "Friends are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always there."

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