Funny sayings about food
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
3. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
4. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
5. "I'm in a committed relationship with pizza."
6. "I'm on a strict diet. It's called the 'see food and eat it' diet."
7. "I'm not a glutton, I'm an explorer of food."
8. "I'm on a diet, I just don't know if it's a 'die-t' or a 'die-treat'."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist. My medium is butter."
10. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
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