Funny sayings about good looking people

1. "He's so good looking, he could make a mirror blush."

2. "She's so attractive, even the sun takes a break to admire her."

3. "He's so handsome, he could charm the birds out of the trees."

4. "She's so beautiful, she puts the 'awe' in awesome."

5. "He's so good looking, he could make a statue swoon."

6. "She's so stunning, she could make a rainbow jealous."

7. "He's so attractive, he could make a unicorn believe in love at first sight."

8. "She's so gorgeous, she could make a flower bloom just by smiling."

9. "He's so handsome, he could make a sunset look dull in comparison."

10. "She's so beautiful, she could make a mermaid wish she had legs."

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