Funny sayings about haircuts

1. "I asked for a trim, not a transformation into a whole new person!"

2. "My haircut is like a surprise party - I never know what I'm going to get."

3. "I told the barber I wanted to look sharp, not like I got attacked by a lawnmower."

4. "My hairdresser must have been inspired by abstract art, because my haircut is a masterpiece of confusion."

5. "I asked for layers, not a staircase on my head."

6. "My haircut is proof that sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."

7. "I wanted a new look, not a new identity."

8. "My hair is like a mood ring - it changes with every haircut."

9. "I think my barber misunderstood 'trim' as 'trim everything off'."

10. "I went in for a haircut and came out with a whole new personality."

Above is Funny sayings about haircuts.

Mickey mouse clubhouse sayings

1. Oh, boy!2. Hot dog!3. Toodles, we need your help!4. Miska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!5. Oh, Toodles!6. Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it!7. Super cheers!8. Oh, golly!9. Let's go, go, go!10. See ya real soon!

Brows sayings

Here are some popular sayings and quotes about brows:1. Eyebrows are the one thing you can get into shape without exercising. - Unknown2. Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you anything about life. - Unknown3. Eyebrows speak louder than words. - Unknown4. On fleek. - Popular slang term

Perseverance sayings inspirational

1. Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other. - Walter Elliot2. Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell3. Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you

Mothers day sayings to daughter

1. A daughter is a mother's best friend and greatest treasure.2. To my daughter, you are not just my child, you are my joy, my pride, and my heart.3. A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend.4. Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty and love.5. I am proud

Best sweet sayings

1. You are the sprinkles on my ice cream cone.2. Life is short, eat the dessert first.3. You're the chocolate to my peanut butter.4. You're sweeter than a candy bar.5. You're the frosting on my cupcake.6. You're the sugar to my coffee.7. You're the cherry on top of my sundae.8. You're

Do the right thing quotes and sayings

1. Do the right thing, even when no one is looking. 2. Integrity is doing the right thing, even when it's hard. 3. The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr. 4. Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the o

Famous ghoulardi sayings

1. Stay sick, turn blue.2. Cool it with the boom-booms.3. Ova Deyonder.4. Stay sick, knif.5. Turn blue, knif.6. Stay sick, turn blue, knif.7. Stay sick, turn blue, ova deyonder.8. Stay sick, turn blue, knif, ova deyonder.9. It's a real kick in the head.10. Stay sick, turn blue, kn

Clever sayings about success

1. Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer2. Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill3. Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion

Sayings for children growing up

1. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt2. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - A.A. Milne3. In a world where you can be anything, be kind. - Unknown4. The more that you read, the more thing

50 birthday sayings funny

1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!2. Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy birthday!3. You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value. Happy birthday!4. Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a reall