Funny sayings about health

1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my own mind."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "I exercise regularly. I do sit-ups every time I see a piece of cake."

5. "I'm not a hypochondriac, I just have a lot of imaginary illnesses."

6. "I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall."

7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong emotional attachment to it."

8. "I'm not a doctor, but I do give out free medical advice. It's worth what you pay for it."

9. "I'm not a health nut, I just prefer my nuts to be organic."

10. "I'm not a gym rat, I'm just preparing for the zombie apocalypse."

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