Funny sayings about health
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my own mind."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I exercise regularly. I do sit-ups every time I see a piece of cake."
5. "I'm not a hypochondriac, I just have a lot of imaginary illnesses."
6. "I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall."
7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong emotional attachment to it."
8. "I'm not a doctor, but I do give out free medical advice. It's worth what you pay for it."
9. "I'm not a health nut, I just prefer my nuts to be organic."
10. "I'm not a gym rat, I'm just preparing for the zombie apocalypse."
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