Funny sayings about holding on

1. "Holding on is like trying to hold a fart in - eventually, it's gonna come out."

2. "Holding on is like holding a hot potato - the longer you hold it, the more it burns."

3. "Holding on is like holding a grudge - it only weighs you down."

4. "Holding on is like holding a slippery fish - the harder you grip, the more likely it is to slip away."

5. "Holding on is like holding a balloon filled with helium - eventually, it's gonna float away."

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Erma bombeck sayings

1. When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.'2. Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.3. Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.4.

Aviator sayings about caps

1. A cap is like a trusty co-pilot for your head.2. Caps are the wings of style for any aviator.3. In the cockpit or on the tarmac, a cap is a pilot's best friend.4. Caps are the finishing touch that elevates any aviator's look.5. Flying high with a cap on your head is the ultimate aviator

Behind the scenes sayings

1. It's all smoke and mirrors.2. Don't let them see you sweat.3. The real magic happens backstage.4. We're just the puppet masters pulling the strings.5. The show must go on, no matter what.6. It's chaos behind the curtain.7. We're the unsung heroes of the production.8. The devil is i

Donut quotes and sayings

1. Donut worry, be happy.2. Life is short, eat the donut.3. Donut judge me.4. Donut kill my vibe.5. Donut be afraid to indulge.6. Donut be jelly of my donut.7. Donut be a glazer, be a sprinkler.8. Donut underestimate the power of a good donut.9. Donut dream it, be it.10. Donut let

Rafting sayings

1. Go with the flow.2. Paddle hard, paddle strong.3. Life is like a river, keep on rafting.4. Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday.5. Adventure awaits downstream.6. Let the river guide you.7. Find your rhythm on the rapids.8. Embrace the wild ride.9. River

Sayings about being on time

1. Punctuality is the politeness of kings. - Louis XVIII2. Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare3. Time is a created thing. To say 'I don't have time,' is like saying, 'I don't want to.' - Lao Tzu4. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to

Sayings in alberta

1. Keep calm and cowboy on.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. Life's too short to worry about the little things.4. When in doubt, head to the mountains.5. A little bit of dirt never hurt anyone.6. Work hard, play harder.7. Don't let the weather dampen your spirits.8. Th

Then and now sayings

Then: All good things must come to an end. Now: All good things are just beginning.Then: Time heals all wounds. Now: Time reveals all truths.Then: What goes around comes around. Now: What you put out into the world comes back to you.Then: The early bird catches the worm. Now: The one who work

Candy bar sayings for 50th birthday

1. 50 and fabulous, just like this candy bar!2. Half a century never looked so sweet!3. Turning 50 is a treat worth celebrating!4. Life begins at 50, just like the deliciousness of this candy bar!5. 50 years of sweetness, just like this chocolate bar!6. Wishing you a golden 50th birthday

Positive motivational sayings quotes

1. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle. - Christian D. Larson2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The