Funny sayings about husbands and wives

1. "A husband is someone who takes out the trash and still thinks he's done his share of the housework."

2. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."

3. "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."

4. "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

5. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

6. "Husbands are like fine wine, they take time to mature. Wives are like cheese, they get better with age."

7. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short."

8. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."

9. "Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

10. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

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