Funny sayings about inlaws

1. "I told my in-laws my house was haunted, now they won't visit."

2. "I finally found the perfect way to deal with my in-laws - I just pretend I'm deaf when they start talking."

3. "My in-laws are like a fine wine - they get better with age, but they still give me a headache."

4. "I love my in-laws so much, I even let them pick out the paint color for my living room. It's called 'Regret Mistake Gray.'"

5. "My in-laws are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you're pretty sure it's gonna be nuts."

6. "I asked my in-laws for their opinion, and now I have a 10-page essay on why I'm wrong."

7. "My in-laws are like a bad penny - they just keep turning up when you least expect it."

8. "I thought I had it all figured out until my in-laws showed up and proved me wrong."

9. "My in-laws are like a tornado - they come in, wreak havoc, and then leave me to clean up the mess."

10. "I love my in-laws so much, I even let them pick out my outfit for family gatherings. Let's just say I now own a lot of ugly sweaters."

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