Funny sayings about lovers
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
3. "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
4. "Love is sharing your popcorn, even when you only have a few pieces left."
5. "Love is being stupid together."
6. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
7. "Love is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs and sometimes making you want to throw up."
8. "Love is finding someone who will watch your favorite TV show with you, even if they hate it."
9. "Love is being able to laugh at each other's bad jokes."
10. "Love is like a good wine, it gets better with age... or maybe that's just the wine."
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