Funny sayings for pub signs
1. "Free beer tomorrow"
2. "Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad"
3. "In dog beers, I've only had one"
4. "I'm outdoorsy... I drink on patios"
5. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862"
6. "I have mixed drinks about feelings"
7. "Trust me, you can dance - Beer"
8. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
9. "Drink triple, see double, act single"
10. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
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1. Enemy down!2. Reloading!3. Cover me, I'm moving!4. Tango down!5. Grenade out!6. Hostile eliminated!7. Watch your six!8. I need backup!9. Objective secured!10. Stay frosty!
Here are a few American Indian love sayings:1. I loved you before I knew you.2. My heart is like a wild bird that sings of love in the sun and rain.3. I will love you until the stars go out and the tides no longer turn.4. Love is the bridge between you and everything.5. In your arms, I have
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. Better safe than sorry.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. A stitch in time saves nine.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. Rome wasn't built in a day.8. Don't bite off more than you can chew
1. The pen is mightier than the sword. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton2. Knowledge is power. - Sir Francis Bacon3. Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela4. The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King5.
1. Love is sweet, just like these cookies.2. Sweet beginnings for a sweet love story.3. May your love be as timeless as these cookies.4. A sweet treat for a sweet couple.5. Individually unique, together perfect - just like these cookies.6. Love is the secret ingredient in every bite.7.
1. Life is a journey, not a destination.2. It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.3. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.4. Enjoy the journey, not just the destination.5. It's not the destination that matters, but the journey along the way.6. The jour
1. Clean hands, pure heart, happy birthday!2. May your hands always be clean and your heart always be pure. Happy birthday!3. On your birthday, may your hands be clean and your blessings be plentiful.4. Wishing you a birthday filled with joy, love, and clean hands!5. Clean hands, clear mind
1. See you later, alligator!2. Don't let the alligator mouth overload your hummingbird butt.3. In the swamp of life, the alligator lurks.4. The alligator may be big, but the mosquito is mighty.5. Beware of the alligator in sheep's clothing.6. You can't wrestle with an alligator and come o
It's understandable to have reservations about trusting quotes and sayings, as they can sometimes be taken out of context or misattributed. It's always a good idea to critically evaluate the source and context of a quote before accepting it as truth. It's important to think for yourself and not blin
1. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. - Unknown2. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? - Unknown3. I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing a form of stress management. - Unknown4. I'm not sure if I have free time or