Out of pocket sayings funny
1. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
2. "I'm not just out of pocket, I'm out of pockets!"
3. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay my respects."
4. "I'm so broke, my bank account is on a diet."
5. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay my phone bill, so don't bother calling me."
6. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention to my own problems."
7. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay my imaginary friend."
8. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay my student loans... oh wait, that one's actually true."
9. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay for my own jokes."
10. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay for a bad haircut."
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