Funny sayings about mums

1. "I asked my mom for a dollar, and she gave me a lecture on the value of hard work."

2. "My mom always said, 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.' So I just smile and nod."

3. "My mom's favorite hobby is reminding me of all the embarrassing things I did as a kid."

4. "My mom's cooking is so bad, the flies pitched in to fix the screen door."

5. "My mom's superpower is knowing what I'm thinking before I even say it. It's like she has mom telepathy."

6. "My mom's idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

7. "My mom's love is like a warm blanket on a cold day, except the blanket also nags you to clean your room."

8. "My mom's advice is like a GPS for life, always telling me where to go and how to get there."

9. "My mom is like a superhero without a cape, always swooping in to save the day with a hug and a snack."

10. "My mom is the queen of multitasking, she can cook dinner, fold laundry, and give a lecture all at the same time."

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