Funny sayings about sadness

1. "I'm not crying, I'm just watering my face garden."

2. "I'm not sad, I'm just practicing my resting frown face."

3. "I'm so sad, even my shadow is moping."

4. "I'm not sad, I'm just embracing my inner emo."

5. "I'm so sad, I could drown in my own tears... but then I'd have to swim, and I'm not up for that."

6. "I'm not sad, I'm just on a temporary emotional vacation."

7. "I'm so sad, even my coffee needs a double shot of happiness."

8. "I'm not sad, I'm just auditioning for a role in a soap opera."

9. "I'm so sad, I could start a rainstorm with my tears."

10. "I'm not sad, I'm just a walking cloud of melancholy."

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Easter sayings bible verses

Here are some Easter sayings and Bible verses that are commonly associated with the Easter holiday:1. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. - Matthew 28:62. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Cool animal sayings and mottos for kids

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Classroom door sayings

1. Enter with a curious mind, leave with new knowledge.2. Knowledge is the key to unlocking your potential.3. Step into a world of learning and discovery.4. Open the door to endless possibilities.5. Education is the passport to the future.6. Knowledge is power, open the door to success.7

Sayings with the word think

1. Think before you speak.2. I think, therefore I am. - René Descartes3. Think big.4. Think outside the box.5. Think positive.6. Think twice.7. Think before you act.8. Think for yourself.9. Think critically.10. Think creatively.

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1920's speakeasy sayings

1. Let's blow this joint and head to the juice joint.2. I'm the bee's knees, baby.3. Are you on the trolley or just a wet blanket?4. I'm gonna take a powder, see you on the flip side.5. Don't be a flat tire, let's have a swell time.6. Keep it on the down low, this place is the cat's meow.

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1. Spread the love with this sweet treat!2. Our love is as sweet as jelly!3. Thank you for jamming with us on our special day!4. Love is like jelly, it spreads joy everywhere!5. Take home a jar of love from our wedding!6. Our love is preserved just like this jelly!7. Spread the sweetnes

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1. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.2. Believe in yourself and all that you are.3. Every day is a new beginning.4. You are capable of amazing things.5. Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.6. Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.7.

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1. A breath of fresh air2. A welcome change3. A new perspective4. A ray of sunshine5. A refreshing change6. A burst of freshness7. A revitalizing experience8. A change for the better9. A break from the ordinary10. A rejuvenating moment

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