Funny sayings about schizophrenia
1. "I told my therapist I had schizophrenia, and she said, 'That makes three of us.'"
2. "I used to think I had schizophrenia, but then I realized I was just talking to myself."
3. "I asked my friend with schizophrenia if he wanted to go see a movie, and he said, 'Sure, but I'll bring all my other personalities too.'"
4. "Living with schizophrenia is like having a really crowded party in your head, but no one brought snacks."
5. "I tried to have a conversation with my friend who has schizophrenia, but it was like talking to a whole committee."
6. "I asked my friend with schizophrenia if he wanted to play hide and seek, and he said, 'Sure, but good luck finding me among all my different personalities.'"
7. "Living with schizophrenia is like having a built-in excuse for forgetting things – 'Sorry, that was my other personality.'"
8. "I told my friend with schizophrenia that I was feeling a bit paranoid, and he said, 'Welcome to my world.'"
9. "Having schizophrenia is like being in a constant game of 'Guess Who?' with your own mind."
10. "I asked my friend with schizophrenia if he wanted to go on a road trip, and he said, 'Sure, but I'll need separate tickets for all my personalities.'"
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