Funny sayings about single life

1. "I'm not single, I'm independently owned and operated."

2. "I'm single because I refuse to settle for anything less than fireworks."

3. "I'm not single, I'm just in a long-term relationship with freedom."

4. "Being single is like a free trial of life, no commitment required."

5. "I'm single by choice, not by chance."

6. "I'm not single, I'm just in a relationship with my cat/dog."

7. "I'm single and ready to mingle... with my Netflix account."

8. "I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged."

9. "Single life: where my only commitment is to my pizza delivery guy."

10. "I'm single because I haven't found someone who can handle all this fabulousness yet."

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