Funny sayings about skin care

1. "I moisturize because I want my skin to be as soft as a baby's bottom, not as rough as sandpaper."

2. "I've got 99 problems, but dry skin ain't one."

3. "I don't sweat, I glow. Thanks, skincare routine!"

4. "I'm not high-maintenance, I'm just committed to my skincare."

5. "My skincare routine is more complicated than my love life, but at least my skin is glowing."

6. "I'm not getting any younger, but my skincare routine is trying its best to convince me otherwise."

7. "I've spent more time researching skincare products than I have on my taxes. Priorities, right?"

8. "I've got more serums than friends, but at least my skin is loyal."

9. "I may not have it all together, but at least my skincare routine is on point."

10. "I don't need a filter when my skincare routine is this good."

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