Dad beer sayings
1. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
2. "Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
3. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
4. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."
5. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862."
6. "I'm not drunk, I'm just drinking responsibly."
7. "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it to be cold."
8. "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
9. "In dog beers, I've only had one."
10. "Life is brewtiful."
Above is Dad beer sayings.
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