Funny sayings about southern softies

1. "He's as tough as a marshmallow in a heatwave."

2. "She's as delicate as a magnolia petal in a hurricane."

3. "He's as strong as sweet tea without sugar."

4. "She's as fierce as a kitten in a bonnet."

5. "He's as rugged as a peach cobbler without the peaches."

6. "She's as bold as a mint julep without the mint."

7. "He's as sturdy as a biscuit without the gravy."

8. "She's as resilient as a glass of iced tea on a hot summer day."

9. "He's as tough as a bowl of grits without butter."

10. "She's as hardy as a daisy in a field of magnolias."

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