List of funny fortune cookie sayings
1. "You will soon be surrounded by good friends and cheap wine."
2. "Your luck is like a bald man: it will come back."
3. "You will find happiness in a cookie... just not this one."
4. "You will inherit a fortune... of empty cookie jars."
5. "You will soon meet someone who will change your life... for better or for worse."
6. "You will have a great day, unless you start it with a fortune cookie."
7. "You will soon embark on a new adventure... in bed."
8. "You will receive a fortune cookie with a message that makes no sense."
9. "You will soon discover the true meaning of 'hangry'."
10. "You will find joy in the little things, like finding an extra cookie in the bag."
Above is List of funny fortune cookie sayings.
Good things come to those who wait.
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