Funny sayings about stupid people

1. "Some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it's a brighter day."

2. "If stupidity was a crime, some people would be serving a life sentence."

3. "I'm not saying they're stupid, but if they were a spice, they'd be flour."

4. "They're not the sharpest tool in the shed, more like a spoon in a knife fight."

5. "They're not just a few fries short of a Happy Meal, they're missing the whole drive-thru."

6. "If brains were dynamite, they wouldn't have enough to blow their nose."

7. "They're not playing with a full deck, more like a deck missing a few cards."

8. "They're not the brightest crayon in the box, more like the broken one at the bottom."

9. "They're not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, more like the one that flickers."

10. "They're not just a few sandwiches short of a picnic, they forgot to pack the basket."

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