Funny sayings about terrorists friend

"I told my terrorist friend to stop making explosive jokes, but he just kept blowing up with laughter."

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Short best friends sayings

1. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.2. Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they're always there.3. A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.4. True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.5.

Sayings about the past and the future

1. The past cannot be changed, but the future is yet in your power. - Unknown2. Don't let the past steal your present and future. - Unknown3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Learn from the past, live in the present, and plan for the future. - Unknown5.

Dr seuss baby shower sayings

1. Oh, the places you'll go, little one!2. Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you!3. A person's a person, no matter how small.4. From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!5. You have brains in your head. You have fee

Denny crane sayings

Here are some famous sayings by the character Denny Crane from the TV show Boston Legal:1. I'm Denny Crane.2. I'm not a lawyer, I'm Denny Crane.3. I'm Denny Crane, and I approve this message.4. Denny Crane does not lose.5. Denny Crane always wins.6. Denny Crane is the man.7. Denny Cra

Cute martini sayings

1. Olive you so much!2. Sip happens, just drink!3. Shaken, not stirred, just like my life.4. In a committed relationship with my martini.5. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom-tini.6. Life is better with a twist.7. I'm on a strict martini diet: olive it.8. Keep calm and drink a mart

Funny sayings for summer

1. I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter.2. I'm in a committed relationship with my flip flops.3. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.4. I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.5. I'm not a hot mess, I'm a summer glow.6. I'm in a serious relationship with my suns

Billions sayings

Here are a few popular sayings that involve the concept of billions:1. A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen2. Billions served. - McDonald's slogan3. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu4. A penny saved is a pe

Funny australian birthday sayings

1. Another year older, mate! Time to crack open a cold one and celebrate!2. Happy birthday, you bloody legend! May your day be filled with shrimp on the barbie and plenty of laughs.3. G'day birthday mate! Don't worry about getting older, just focus on getting more awesome.4. Cheers to another

Assistant principal sayings

1. Discipline is not punishment. It is teaching students to make better choices.2. We are here to support and guide students on their path to success.3. Consistency is key in maintaining a positive school culture.4. Every student has the potential to succeed, it's our job to help them realize

Golf hats with funny sayings

1. I'm not a player, I just golf a lot2. Grip it and sip it3. I'd rather be golfing4. Swing hard, swing fast, swing often5. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right6. Golf is my therapy7. I may be bad at golf, but I'm great at drinking beer8. Keep calm and tee off9. I'm no