Funny sayings about the holidays
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "The only thing getting lit this Christmas are the lights on the tree."
3. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing."
4. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my relatives don't ask me about my love life."
5. "I'm dreaming of a silent night, where my family doesn't argue over politics."
6. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the only snowflakes I see are on Instagram."
7. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my bank account doesn't scream 'bah humbug'."
8. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the only weight I gain is from the cookies."
9. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my wrapping skills are as good as my shopping skills."
10. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the only drama is in the Hallmark movies."
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