Funny sayings about turning 60

1. "At 60, you start to realize that 'getting lucky' means finding your car in the parking lot."

2. "Turning 60 is like turning 40 in Celsius."

3. "At 60, you're not old, you're just a classic."

4. "Life begins at 60... well, maybe after a nap."

5. "At 60, you've earned the right to be a little bit eccentric... or a lot."

6. "60 is the new 40... but with more creaks and groans."

7. "At 60, you're not over the hill, you're just taking a scenic route."

8. "Turning 60 is like being a fine wine - you only get better with age."

9. "At 60, you've reached the age where your back goes out more than you do."

10. "60 is the perfect age - old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway."

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