Funny sayings about wearing a condom
1. "Wrap it before you tap it, or you'll be in a sticky situation."
2. "Don't be silly, cover your willy."
3. "No glove, no love - it's as simple as that."
4. "Keep it covered, don't be a fool - protect your tool."
5. "If you're not sure, wear a condom - better safe than sorry."
6. "Don't be a dum-dum, protect your chum-chum."
7. "Don't gamble with your ramble, wrap it up and avoid the scramble."
8. "Condoms are like shoes - better to have them and not need them, than need them and not have them."
9. "Don't be a dumpling, cover your dumpling."
10. "Protect your treasure, use a measure."
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