Funny sayings about weight loss
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it... then I regret it."
2. "I'm not losing weight, I'm just getting rid of the snacks I've been hoarding in my stomach."
3. "I'm not overweight, I'm just under-tall."
4. "I'm not on a diet, I'm just on a mission to look less like a potato."
5. "I'm not losing weight, I'm just shedding my winter coat... in the middle of summer."
6. "I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see."
7. "I'm not trying to lose weight, I'm just trying to make room for more dessert."
8. "I'm not overweight, I'm under-tall for my weight."
9. "I'm not on a diet, I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it... then I feel guilty."
10. "I'm not losing weight, I'm just shrinking my gravitational pull."
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